If ancient cosmic beings had their own incomprehensible system of politics, Stanley would have been their Alex Jones. He ranted ceaselessly about things that sounded like they could have been political opinions. Vaguely. His takes were hotter than the celestial furnace of the stars themselves.
Stanley was a bot made with Tracery and Cheap Bots Done Quick. He spat out new wisdom every ten minutes from 2017 to 2023. If mentioned, he would respond with his own hot takes indefinitely.
Stanley is dead. Elon Musk killed him. Avenge or memorialize Stanley at your own risk.